The Republic of Fake communism52 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.647 billion Fake communism52ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism52ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,461 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism52's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism52 is ranked 278,818th in the world and 10,349th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 30.63 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake communism52 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Fake communism52 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided, Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Fake communism52 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Fake communism52 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism52, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism52, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism52, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism52, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism52, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism52, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
